Birthday Spanks

So it's my birthday on Saturday and I'm very excited. I wonder if I'll get birthday spanks? I remember on His birthday last year I was sure to give Him His spanks, right in the kitchen, to be specific.

Things have been going very well. We're communicating as well as ever, and our kinky needs aren't quite getting satisfied, but I blame it entirely on the stress of living in one big room together. When we move into a bigger place in a couple months it will be different.

Last night He decided to tickle me. I hate this! So I picked up the new toy He displayed in the last post and swatted at his nipples. With His winces I started on His ass and got going for a good 5 minutes. It wasn't anything amazing, but a good round of regular discipline.

Here's to healthy lifestyles,
-Her

New Toy

I was wandering through Spencer's the other day (Oh Spencers. How amusing your toy sections are, how ridiculous, how useless, how lusty).

I've bought some nice things from Spencer's over the years...a vibrator set, a couple pairs of cuffs, a nice rubber whip, and various other novelties like keychains, and those "love dice" things.

It's a novelty shop, so I'm always suspicious of what I just handed over my money for. I don't know if that's because of any particular disappointment (maybe lingering sadness at how easy I can escape aforementioned cuffs?) or not, but for some reason I always expect the worst.

Anyway, here is the new toy...a Cat o' Nine Tails!





I'm pleased to report, that after a mere playful over-the-shirt flogging, that thing is FAR more substantial than it looks. I mean, OUCH.

---Him

Not Dead Yet!

Just a quick note to let anyone who's curious know we're not quite dead yet.



Just busy with life, for the most part. Not a lot of kink. Or sex. Or much of anything, to be honest.



But that'll work itself out.



Now excuse me, it's time to get back to cleaning.



---Him